It looks like pigs might actually fly! I couldn’t resist taking a photograph of this customers thatched flying pig on her roof in Ugley. No one is really sure of the story behind this thatched animal, but its safe to say that it is rather amusing and very unusual! I don’t think anyone will have seen one of these before.
Having said this the flying pig has its origins in the distant past in the folklore of ancient Greece – The Flying Pig is a creature with origins in Greek mythology, legend and folklore. The original flying pig was a winged boar named Chrysaor, the offspring of the Gorgon Medusa, and the Greek sea god Poseidon, and the brother of the winged horse Pegasus.
There was also The Crommyonian Sow was a wild pig that ravaged the region around the village of Crommyon between Megara and Corinth, and was eventually slain by Theseus in his early adventures. According to the Bibliotheca of Pseudo-Apollodorus, it was said by some to be the daughter of Echidna and Typhon, and was named after the old woman who raised it. According to Strabo, the sow was said to be the mother of the Calydonian Boar. Gaius Julius Hyginus says that the pig Theseus killed at Crommyon was a boar.
Plutarch repeats the story, but states that he had also been told that Phaia herself was a murderous female robber, and was nicknamed “Sow” because of her obese children and uncouth manners, and that she was the “sow” killed by Theseus.


My name is Paddy McKeown, I am a retired police officer (Detective Sergeant – Metropolitan Police), turned chimney sweep. I have completed training with ‘The Guild of Master Chimney Sweeps’, and Rod Tech UK (Power Sweeping).
This little girl is called Tarka and as you can see, she is a three-year-old working Cocker Spaniel who has a lovely chocolate brown coat. She is also a cheeky little money, like most of her breed! She had already been in the front cab of my van as I had left the door open whilst I was working and her owner John chased her out. When I returned to the van with the equipment having completed the sweep, I found her in the rear of the van. She was most reluctant to come out, hence my opportunity to take some funny pictures of her!! John was telling me that they had recently had some building work done and Tarka had got into the builder’s van and eaten all their sandwiches, what a naughty girl, the builders were not best pleased but saw the funny side of it. Although quite small, Tarka is a bundle of energy, when I first arrived at the job and gave her a little fuss and attention, she then spent the next 10 minutes doing zoomies around the sitting room. Very funny to watch!!
Yes, yes, I know, Stovax are a very popular make of stoves, and you see many of them about whilst sweeping, particularly the Stovax Stockton and the Riva Cassettes. But what you don’t see are examples of the Stovax Midi Riva Plus, I came across this ‘Flat Top’ Multi-Fuel standalone variant just the other day in Stansted. To be perfectly honest it is the only one of this model that I have ever seen and seems to be an early variant. It was also unusual in that it has a very short four and a half meter run of factory made chimney and yet the customer told me that it always lights first time without smoking back into the room and draws terrifically well once it is at operating temperature. The customer stated that she was more than pleased with the way the stove heats the room, to the point that she has to be careful how much fuel she puts into it so that the room does not get too warm.


This is the second occasion that we have been to sweep at the medieval vicarage of All Saints in Maldon. It is an amazing 15th century timber framed house that still retains a wealth of original features. Originally it was built as a hall house with a solar and in all probability would have had an open hearth. It is a Grade II* Listed Building: Listing No: 1257084, Date listed: 24 Sept 1971. After the three churches, the oldest building in Maldon is the Vicarage.

Here is something a bit different fore this week’s blog – As you will have seen from previous blogs, we sweep a number of biomass boilers across our sweeping area, ranging from small domestic boilers to large appliances that heat a number of properties or just one large property. This example is a Gilles boiler and is located in an outbuilding at a property near Wickhambrook. We have been sweeping this appliance annually for quite some time now. Just above my head is a T-Piece and soot collection trap which has to be cleaned out following sweeping. I use rotary power sweeping equipment to clean the robust factory-made chimney.



We had a real treat this week when we were sweeping in Little Bradley, where the most loveable and affectionate Cocker Spaniel Alfie lives. Alfie likes nothing more than to have big hugs and lots of fussing, and if you stop stroking him he will quickly let you know by talking to you. Such a typical Cocker! Both Claire and I are Cocker people, we have three of our own, but Alfie is definitely something else, he is on a whole new level of adorable! Who can not enjoy working when you have days like these!

No, on this occasion I was not sweeping for the Bishop of Chelmsford when I visited great Canfield church, but for a private customer who lives in a large house nearby. The thing that strikes you immediately when approaching this small Essex church is its Norman doorways. These Romanesque doorways assist in dating the church back in the past as far as the Norman period. After a walk around the outside of the church examining the flint fabric, I was excited to have a look inside. However, I was quickly disappointed as the church was locked. There were however the details of the Church Warden from whom the key could be obtained. Unfortunately, I had other jobs to do and was somewhat time pressured, so I did not have the time to obtain the key and have a look around. Reading further on the internet, it would appear that I missed a real treat, and I will therefore have to make the time for a return visit when I have more time.






